Things I learned from reading my email today

1. Faith Seymour wants to sell me Acrobat v8.0 Pro for $79, a $369 savings!
2. Sydney Metcalf has some Viagra she wants me to buy.
3. I can earn Northwest bonus points when I buy my ticket with my WorldPerks Visa (if I had one) or Paypal.
4. "0EM software" is much cheaper than the regular kind!
5. A stock named Vega Promotional (VGPA) rocked the market today.
6. Whether I have bad credit or not, oiletmonsterz.com is willing to give me a $456,000 loan.
7. "High School Musical 2" is the #1 album on iTunes. (No surprise to our family.)
8. Saks Fifth Avenue is offering a gleaming keychain designed exclusively for them with any purchase of Christian Louboutin shoes or handbag.
9. My friends use Plaxo too!
   

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